Yesterday, I took Cuzco, our dog out for a walk. He pooped out what looked like clear jello. Gel-like, oozy, and just plain disgusting. As soon as I plastic bagged it, he had diarrhea again. I untied the bag and scooped that up. I walked him one last time before bed for good measure. However, this morning, I woke up to a nice large pile of diarrhea on my living room floor. Poor dog, he must be sick. Not a pleasant job to clean it up, but it had to be done. I tried to figure out how to scoop it up, without making more of a poopy mess. So, I grabbed a spatula and scraped it off the floor, and that worked perfectly. Quickly, while holding my nose, I rinsed all visible signs of poo off the spatula and put it in the dishwasher.
About an hour later, Miguel made himself fried eggs. He does this almost every morning, so I thought nothing of it. After breakfast, I went to load the dishes and realized that the spatula was no longer in the dishwasher. Yup, you guessed it. He had grabbed a spatula out of the dishwasher because there wasn't a clean one. He used the poopy spatula to flip his eggs!!!! SICK.
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DISGUSTING.
And, just one more reason for us not to ever have pets. I have enough poop and vomit to clean up with my 3 kids. :)
That is sick, you're so right!! Absolutely disgusting...almost makes me gag just thinking about it! Now, the question is - does he know it?
Oh gosh, yuck! Thanks, I just ate my breakfast!
BLECK! BLECK! BLECK!
(Can you picture me clawing at my tongue?)
1-You should've thrown it away! Remind me not to eat at your house ;)
2-Does he know and if he does, how'd he react?
haha...so gross!
Laura
Hmm...note to self: do not read blog posts while eating dinner! :) I'm with Kjirstin and Laura - did you tell him???
I never would have thought of the spatula. Good job, Lib! Though, I might have boiled it after....
I'm with Laura. Throw it out!
I died Libby... absolutely died!
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