Wal-Mart

I was randomly reading through some Blogs. I stumbled across this, and is made me laugh out loud. I might just try some of them! Perhaps you should too and then blog people's responses!

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart For no Particular Reason

1. Get 24 boxes of tampons and randomly put them in people'’s carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks inhousewaress to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in toys . . . and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from bedding.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and say 'You're only doing your job, you don't really care!'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. and 11. While handling guns in the hunting department, dart around suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"